This file's going to be big, I'm warning ya'.

Sorry for crashing your computer, dial-uppers.

[EDIT] Okay, I lied, it's not huge. But full-size it is. If you REEEEAAALLY want to see every tiny thread, let me know and I'll make the fullview size the full size image. [/EDIT]

Anyway, this is a bag I started on towards the begining of the school year... I don't know how much more of it I'll color, but I figured I could at least get 3 panels done and maybe color the rest later. Or maybe not.

I found this awesome $5 bag at WalMart. It was so awesome becuase it was pure white. Not that crappy off-white canvas cheap shit at craft stores... this was very nice, high quality-ish WHITE AS PURE COCAIN canvas. An aquaintance in my art class had bought one earlier too and was telling me about it, and I had completely forgot... but happened to be at WalMart and saw it and I was like "OMG THAT'S THE BAG" and bought it. XD

I didn't know what to draw on it though... I knew that I didn't want to put any already copyrighted or non-belonging-to-me characters on it... but I didn't want to put OCs on it that I (was/am/kind of gave up on) developing into decent characters with actual styles and personalities. I just wanted some random, completely unheard of crap on here, without much backstory to it at all, so that when asked "who's that on your bag?" I can say "Oh I don't know, just some random crap."

They're all based on random craptastic ideas that I've had at some point or another, that I know will probably never develop into anything other than a few doodles that I'd made. From left to right:

Teen Zombie! Was about a... well, teenage zombie. I paired him up with a mortician lady-friend of his, who actually discovers him. 'Cause... you know, she's a mortician. I always thought it'd be really cool to see a charater that was a mortican... because I've talked to a guy who was a mortician and my old sociology teacher used to work in an autopsy lab, so I've heard some pretty wacky stories. I figure if ANYONE is going to find a zombie, it's gonna' be someone who works with dead people for a living. Anyway, the whole idea was that unlike regular zombies, this guy (don't remember if I gave him a name...) had a concious and a personality and all those human characteristics that zombie's shoudln't have. Not sure why, but I figured that that would be the goal of the story--figure out why he isn't a normal zombie. That, or he's some sort of missing-link in the war on zombies. Cause... there's aparently a war on zombies or something.
Anyway, the mortician gives him some clothes and tells him that if he dresses "emo", he'll not only blend in with the rest of the teenagers, but the tight clothes will keep him from falling apart, and the bangs will hide the fact that his eyeball always falls out. He looks naturally dead, so there's no need for make-up...
and yes, that is duct tape he's wrapping around his neck. To keep his head from falling off. Completely not inspired by the zombie characters in "Idle Hands". *shifty eyes*

Wehrenforce! If you're a watcher, you probably already know about this. It's about a team of movie theatre employees who fight crime and other ridiculous nonsense that happens at the theatre, such as popcorn monsters and the mythical Wehrenwolf. The thing on her shoulder is Pumpy, the disgruntled butter pump. If he were to talk, the only voice I can imagine him having is very similar to that of Tourette's Guy. XD

Doro and the Ruby Red Converse All-Stars!
is based on this completely bad-ass dream I had that I don't remember. I woke up one day (last yearish) thinking "WOW THAT WAS THE COOLEST DREAM EVER AND WOULD MAKE AN AWESOME COMIC/MANGA". It was like an anime-ified new-age Wizard of Oz story. Anyway, I doodled many designs for these too characters, and I'm kind of happy with the way they turned out. They're pretty simplistic, but I was trying to make them WAAAAAY too complex-looking, and let's face it I'm not willing to put up with that much of a pain in the ass. XD
Doro (the guy near top) is basically the equivalent of Dorothy. And the name is obviously a really bad Wapanese-ass nickname. ...You roll the "r", basically.
The thing in the bottom corner is the equivalent of the scarecrow. It's a girl. I guess the name is just "Scarecrow"? Or I could go with SKARU-KURO. *shrug*
There was going to be a Toto-chan too... but I don't know what happened with that. XD

Anyway, I'm done explaining completely pointless and boring things, you can leave now! : D and thanks for listening to me babble.
Enjoy!

Prismacolors and a sakura pigma pen (which I'm pretty sure I ruined) on canvas.

Characters (c) me?