PAGE 5 IS BORING.
As I've told you already, I think. I promise, page 6 will be much better. I'm aallllllmost finished with it, it's just that... WELL SEE, for some reason I'm putting an insane amount of effort forth to commemorate a miniscule feat. DON'T WORRY, YOU'LL SEE. And it'll be well worth it, I think. That's what I keep telling myself anyway.
The way this page flows was sort of inspired by some of
's work. This, in particular:[link]
I don't know why, but when I first saw this, my mind was blown. It's like... I dunno, it seemed sort of like a mindfuck. Almost theatrical movement. Like the camera is zooming backwards across the bride, but then flips upside-down so you can see whose standing on the other side. I DON'T KNOW, IT WAS JUST AWESOME OKAY.
And it had never occurred to me before, but as far as digital art goes, we can TOTALLY use length to our advantage by drawing in a certain perspective and making sure it's long enough so that it forces people to scroll. We can achieve a neat little effect similar to a camera panning.
Whether or not I achieved that, I don't know. It certainly seemed a lot cooler in my head. Oh well. I just needed to give ya'll something to look at while the narrator narrates a little more. This information is DETRIMENTAL I GUESS and needs to be said up front rather than woven into the story for readers to pick up on over time. I'M SIMPLY NOT THAT COMPLEX OR CLEVER, YOU SEE.
But I certainly didn't want a page with just words. So here.
Here's this... big ol....
Not sure if you guys have ever seen one of these before, but it's supposed to be like... like sometimes waterparks have these slides that look like giant upside-down Hershey's Kisses. You spin around and around like a record baby until you plop out of the bottom like a turd.
It's so awesome.
There's water underneath, btw. YOU DON'T JUST DROP INTO CONCRETE OR SOMETHING.
So yeah. Dying is an intricate system of tubes (MUCH LIKE THE INTERNET) that sort out where you're supposed to go. And one of those waterslide toiletbowl turdamajiggers. Just for fun.