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PAGE 5 IS BORING.

As I've told you already, I think. I promise, page 6 will be much better. I'm aallllllmost finished with it, it's just that... WELL SEE, for some reason I'm putting an insane amount of effort forth to commemorate a miniscule feat. DON'T WORRY, YOU'LL SEE. And it'll be well worth it, I think. That's what I keep telling myself anyway.
ANYWAY
ANYWAY

The way this page flows was sort of inspired by some of :iconkyuubikun:'s work. This, in particular:
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I don't know why, but when I first saw this, my mind was blown. It's like... I dunno, it seemed sort of like a mindfuck. Almost theatrical movement. Like the camera is zooming backwards across the bride, but then flips upside-down so you can see whose standing on the other side. I DON'T KNOW, IT WAS JUST AWESOME OKAY.

And it had never occurred to me before, but as far as digital art goes, we can TOTALLY use length to our advantage by drawing in a certain perspective and making sure it's long enough so that it forces people to scroll. We can achieve a neat little effect similar to a camera panning.

Whether or not I achieved that, I don't know. It certainly seemed a lot cooler in my head. Oh well. I just needed to give ya'll something to look at while the narrator narrates a little more. This information is DETRIMENTAL I GUESS and needs to be said up front rather than woven into the story for readers to pick up on over time. I'M SIMPLY NOT THAT COMPLEX OR CLEVER, YOU SEE.
But I certainly didn't want a page with just words. So here.
Here's this... big ol....
toilet bowl...

OH YEAH
Not sure if you guys have ever seen one of these before, but it's supposed to be like... like sometimes waterparks have these slides that look like giant upside-down Hershey's Kisses. You spin around and around like a record baby until you plop out of the bottom like a turd.
It's so awesome.
There's water underneath, btw. YOU DON'T JUST DROP INTO CONCRETE OR SOMETHING.

So yeah. Dying is an intricate system of tubes (MUCH LIKE THE INTERNET) that sort out where you're supposed to go. And one of those waterslide toiletbowl turdamajiggers. Just for fun.

ENJOYYYYYYY.
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:iconosanagokoro:
Osanagokoro Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2015
PAGE 5 IS FUN AS HELL OKAY
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:iconosanagokoro:
Osanagokoro Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2015
No wait....
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:iconneonblobfish:
NeonBlobfish Featured By Owner Nov 29, 2014
Hmm...Trippy...
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:iconhomicidalsenpai:
HomicidalSenpai Featured By Owner Oct 10, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I truely like the video, but I'm liking the art and colors in the comics as well. 
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:iconreploid:
REPLOID Featured By Owner Sep 21, 2014
This made me laugh a lot! It was just awesome!! :heart:
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:iconkristalwaterfairy:
kristalwaterfairy Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2014
wow,when I heard there was a comic as well I though I was going to find some rought sketches or simple drawings...this narration here...wow
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Lucky-Black-Clover Featured By Owner May 2, 2014  Hobbyist
ooh, I really love the swirls, twists, and convolutions. It almost feels like I'm getting sucked into oblivion... (although, I'm not sure I enjoy that feeling...)
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:iconillusivemistery69:
IllusiveMistery69 Featured By Owner Nov 25, 2013
Lucky Jehovah Witnesses! youtu.be/ItPDoHk1Ifk?t=1m7s
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:iconspacepirateryoko:
SpacePirateRyoko Featured By Owner Jan 2, 2013
It's like a dark Dr. Sues!
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:iconbtomimatsu:
btomimatsu Featured By Owner Jun 5, 2012  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I love the humor here, its dark and clever. I also like the fact that it flows like a water slide, its unique and makes it easy to follow it down. Great job! :D
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HellsFabledGenesis Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Okay. Not sure if anyone pointed this out, and looking through the last few pages of comments, it hasn't been *recently* pointed out... buuuut...

I adore this page. It flows brilliantly. It has a bit of humor mixed in with a beautiful design that feels serious and captivating.

But even in my moments of having my mind blown I couldn't help but notice...

Isn't 'necessarilly' spelt with only one 'L'? 'Unnecessarily'?

IF THIS HAS BEEN POINTED OUT AND I AM BLIND, IGNORE ME. :D
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:iconreal-faker:
real-faker Featured By Owner Apr 8, 2012  Student Filmographer
Oh, shit... probably. Haha. Daaaamn. I don't think I even spellchecked myself before I did this. But that's a common mistake I make. You're probably the first to notice... good eye! XD
And thank you!
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:iconhellsfabledgenesis:
HellsFabledGenesis Featured By Owner Apr 9, 2012  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Sorry, I'm the human spell checker. XD
*SPELLING ERROR NOTED* *Zooming in...* etc.

You're welcome. :3
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:iconcontraltissimo:
Contraltissimo Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2011
"Maximum occupancy: 144,000"

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Thank you for filling my lol-quota for the next two weeks. XD XD XD
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:iconrainbowpow3er:
RainBowPow3er Featured By Owner Jun 6, 2012
Right?!? I loved it XD
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:iconbusoni:
Busoni Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2011  Student Artisan Crafter
This is the coolest fuckin' thing I've seen in my life. :heart:
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:iconramavatarama:
Ramavatarama Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
I do not know why I spurted when I read MISC. Oh,the possibilities.

And the page is beautifully done.
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:iconsusiron:
Susiron Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This page is just amazingly well done, the way it spirals and fades out it. Just PERFECT.
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:iconi-is-smart:
I-is-smart Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
awesoeme! this shoulda got a DD too!
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:iconfaitherix:
Faitherix Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
D.D. Sent me here and I must say I'm glad. This is a beautiful page! I just love the set up for it and the pacing well done indeed! The text works amazingly well and I have to say I really love where it curves around the red line in the spiraling parts there. well done!
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KatieOsika Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2011  Student Digital Artist
This is gorgeous! I love the way the text flows. I especially liked the arrows pointing to the types of afterlives. It made me giggle (I have a Jehovah's Witness friend who would get a kick out of the Superior Heaven sign X3 )
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:iconfelixani:
Felixani Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2011  Student Digital Artist
Wow o.o
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:iconpuppy-eater:
Puppy-eater Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2011  Student General Artist
That was amazing, really typography at it's finest! :clap:
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:iconerondagirl:
erondagirl Featured By Owner Oct 12, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
really wish I'd seen this sooner! just reading through now and i love it!
I love how you've placed and ordered the text on these pages. it's very creative :)
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:iconrainbowpow3er:
RainBowPow3er Featured By Owner Sep 17, 2011
LMFAO'd at Super Heaven!!!!!!! And at the max occup.
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:iconj4b:
J4B Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2011  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Quite interesting.

I wonder what is in the misc. places.
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:iconreal-faker:
real-faker Featured By Owner Aug 23, 2011  Student Filmographer
Haha, that's for all the other thousands of religions I didn't feel like making jokes about. XD They all just get clumped together somewhere.
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SomeArtistPerson Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2011  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
SUPER HEAVEN!! Haha, I love it!!
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:icondeerflow:
deerflow Featured By Owner May 15, 2011  Student Filmographer
I certainly have to say, that this page, right here, was visually one of the best things I've ever read in my life. Scrolling down through it was like another experience in its own. You definitely have an eye for graphic aesthetics!
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ShiningThanatos Featured By Owner May 12, 2011
Good Morning, I am Nemo.

AWESOME!

What the hell do you mean boring? This is cool! A GREAT way of getting us into your universe visually, thematically and stylistically! You rock! :D
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Kama-ItaeteXIII Featured By Owner Jan 30, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
I think I commented before, on how uber awesome and trippy this is, but I just read a few webcomics and this reminds me a LOT of the style that certain Korean web comics use. Noblesse and Trace actually come to mind immediately. This really does achieve a sort of cinematic style of angles. Forcing me to look at a section and having it slowly come to an understanding as a whole.

Oh, yes, and this made me dizzy. :/
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DrackeStalenTorgen Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2011  Hobbyist General Artist
NOW THAT WAS HELL OF A RIDE
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:iconsunephlame:
sunephlame Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2010
Scrolling through that made me eat a grape, cuz I JIZZED IN MY PANTS
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:iconreal-faker:
real-faker Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2010  Student Filmographer
Hahahah! xD Niiice.
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:iconjulyabella:
Julyabella Featured By Owner Dec 24, 2010  Student Filmographer
the funnel idea was really cool :)
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:iconreal-faker:
real-faker Featured By Owner Dec 25, 2010  Student Filmographer
Thanks!
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:iconnotsocute:
NotSoCute Featured By Owner Dec 3, 2010  Hobbyist
That's like 10 types of awesome you had going on there with this comic!~
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:iconreal-faker:
real-faker Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2010  Student Filmographer
Thank you!
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:iconnotsocute:
NotSoCute Featured By Owner Dec 8, 2010  Hobbyist
Your Welocme!
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:iconnoodlesqueen:
noodlesqueen Featured By Owner Dec 2, 2010  Hobbyist Digital Artist
This is so cool D: !
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:iconreal-faker:
real-faker Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2010  Student Filmographer
Thanks!
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:iconmrtwisby:
mrTwisby Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
This... this is just so friggin fantastmic! :wow: :+fav:!
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:iconreal-faker:
real-faker Featured By Owner Dec 5, 2010  Student Filmographer
Thankya!
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:iconpercipientfish:
PercipientFish Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2010  Student Artist
A comic that feels like it's moving with PC screen scrolling. Genius. =P Also, LOL at the Jehova's Witness reference. xD
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:iconreal-faker:
real-faker Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2010  Student Filmographer
Haha, thanks!
Gladja' got it. : D
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:iconthirteen-cross:
Thirteen-Cross Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2010  Student Digital Artist
Beautiful style on the page
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:iconreal-faker:
real-faker Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2010  Student Filmographer
Thankyou!
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:iconskinnydenim:
SkinnyDenim Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2010  Hobbyist General Artist
STFU THIS IS NOT BORING.

THIS

IS

SEXY

'Specially the tyoography and shit. :+favlove:
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:iconreal-faker:
real-faker Featured By Owner Nov 24, 2010  Student Filmographer
Thanks!
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:iconsuper-moses:
Super-Moses Featured By Owner Nov 23, 2010  Student Digital Artist
Boring my ass! This is genius! I just read the first few pages, and I had to stop on this one. Stop and stare.
Oh. My. LORD. I can't get over it, it's so...
It's left me speechless.
I think I just found a new favorite comic... :)
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